WTS Video Ga– hey, wait!!
Well, it’s that time of year to go through the stuff I haven’t touched in a year and sell it on EBay!
First up is this used, but like new game, .hack//G.U.: Volume 1…
…Rebirth! I assure you, there are NO scratches whatsoever on the disc –
Shin: Hi.
Bgah!!! Shinsei, don’t scare me like that! And could you move to the…. you know, like, out of the way? I’m trying to sell something here!
Shin: You’re selling… .hack?!!? ;__;
Err… yes?
Shin: But this is MY game!
…um, if by “my game” you mean, “stole it and stashed it in the closet for a month,” then yes…
Shin: Nevermind that!
Shin: You’re under arrest! This game has OBVIOUSLY been abused and I’m taking it into my custody!
…oh geez.
Shin: Come on, little game, no one’s going to hurt you any longer! 
Shin: You lost your chance when you tried to sell my game!
Seriously, if you don’t stop this right now…
Shin: You’ll what? >:3
Shin: O___O
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Errrr, Shin?
Shin: What?
Uh, I’m sorry about the whole, “taking the .hack” thing. I know you liked that game, but we never played it. It was its time to go.
Shin: Oh, it’s okay.
…..?
Shin: It’s cool! No problem. 
Shin: No! ’cause I know you’ll buy me more stuff with the money you get!! >:3
….*sigh* You’re a terror.
Shin: ..of Death!
*ba-dum pssssh*
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The End! 
Tags: .hack, funny, isao nanjou, shinsei